Etiquette

Can I take a shower when I arrive ? Yes (I'm very very very very big on clean bodies)

Do you accept credit cards/checks? No No an No

Do you off massage trade? I have a group of CMT's that I have been trading with for years. So No trade sorry...

Do you offer discounts? No, my rates are fair.

Why do you need a working phone number from me? I've seen too many CSI shows. In case I have an emergency and for my safety.

Do you accept tips? Yes, as an appreciation of good service.

Will you do an outcalls to my office or home? Yes, and you must give me more info than the CIA or FBI. Outcalls must be made a day in advance, must be with in SF / Oakland. Must be a 2hr Minimum.  

Draping???? Draping is as personal as voting its all up to you! I'm an adult I see your body as art. If you think non draping is sexual pelase ask for a full sheet cover when you walk in the door.

I'm running late or need to cancel, what do I do?
Please give me as much notice as possible. Do not be a no show. Please give me a min of 2 hours notice for any appt cancellation.

Will there be a cancellation fee? Yes, half Eddie half (not joking you will have to pay half)

Do you give B-day massage? If you have been a regular client over the year I will be glad to give you a free ½hr massage on your birthday. (regular means you have seen me at least 8 times over the year).

What's home training? Did your mother give you the talk before you went to visit compay? the talk went something like this: If you embarrass me I will have your father kick your ass when he gets home... I got that talk a lot as a kid..

What do you offer?? Massage : Swedish, Deep tissue, Thai, Shiatsu , Hot stones, Hong Kong style massage. Deep tissue does not = S&M

Do you have a firm or soft touch? Firm touch (as for myself I like a deep firm touch.)

How do I get a free massage? If you send me 3 new clients you get a deluxe 1hr massage(and a lot of you know what that's like)

Do you offer vivir la vida loca massage/ Trip to Las Vegas ? Yes, but only to my regular  VIP clients . http://crazybliss.freehomepage.com/    if you are not a vip client you should not be contacting me for crazybliss.

Are you close to BART?   lake merritt (5min walk) 

Why don’t you talk about your massage over the phone? We are all different an have different needs for our bodies. Do you want the same massage I just gave the other person? NO!!

Why do you focus on glute massage? After sitting at a desk all day don't you want someone to massage your butt? As humans we carry a lot of stress in our thighs/gluteus and belly. That stress you hold can make you sick. When someone hurts you where do you feel it first? Your gut and butt tighten up. (yes the heart hurts also)! so many people tell me how good it feels to have a glute massage. (rose bud massage). I will be offering it as therapy only !!!

Why do you ask for coffee? If you show up at my door at 6am you better have coffee or a whip. I would love to try that coffee that comes from a monkeys butt,if you have some bring it!!!

I've called you, but have never gotten a call back WHY? As my VM says if you do not hear from me in 24hrs please feel free to call me back.

Why do you only take 3 people a day:: I need a 1 to 2 hours rest to get my energy back and be ready. Do you want the same funky energy from the last person I touched? NO!

Once again please do not e-mail if you do not have a legit question!!!