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NEW YEAR!!!! 2010

January 18, 2010

  Kiss my butt we made it!!!!!   I thank all my reg people with out you this website would be closed down.  I'm thankful for all of you.... 
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We might have a new winner *(The African scam )

December 23, 2009

 

 What a bunch of B.S... If I'm stupid enough to write back he will send me a check .  I'll take it to my bank and get FUCKED out of my cash...

Hello,
 I am Richard F,I saw your posting as massage at therapy and i will like to know if you will be able to massage my wife and i ,whenever we are in your city from for the holiday. If you will be able for the massage session ,kindly let me know your schedule via my private email here plaz@yahoo .I will be coming over to the state by 23th of December and you will begins  on the 24th December i will like to know your time schedule available doing this period.I will await to hear back from you as soon as possible so i can send your more details .
Thanks


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STUPID ASS E-MAIL OF THE YEAR....

December 21, 2009

This man has written me a few times over the year.  By his e-mail he has never read my ad nor my website. Don't do this..

 Hi Elynne,

I saw your listing on Craigslist and thought I would send you a short e-mail.  I am use to having massages every 2-3 weeks or so but unfortunately my therapist just moved to LA :(  I like to have a nice, unique massage experience, seems like the places in SF are so boring and routine.  I like an hour or more, no draping if that's okay, feel smothered, and I have an athletic body so usually tight everywhere so need a little extra attention:)  I like to stay around $100 and I live South of Market on 11th so I can come to you or you come to my loft?  Would love to find a new therapist I could see often:)
I'm 6', 190, dark brown hair, hazel eyes, fit body, 46 years old and a part-time Dad so a very normal guy who likes his body taken care of, I added a picture for you:)
Let me know what you think, do you have picture of yourself, just curious:)
Thank you, Rob ...
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I NEED MORE COFFEE

October 21, 2009

 I need coffee......
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Don't put that shit up your nose???? swine flu vaccinations

October 6, 2009

Why must we do stupid shyt? Why are people so stupid just because a doc tells you its ok, does not make it ok.

Did anyone see I am Legend, must I remind you fools??  I'm off to Big  5

 

 

 


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Why did I go to massage school???

September 30, 2009

 

Really tell me??? 

 


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THE BIG DAY IS HERE

September 22, 2009

I forgot to have a baby oh well I'll do it next year... hahahahah NOT!!!!


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Its a new mth

September 5, 2009

 

Guess what I’m turning ?? In a few weeks and I’m really happy. This year I will not cry and rock in a corner because I live alone with my dog. Eeekkkk

My dog is my baby girl….


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Sand castles and putting up a tent….

August 18, 2009

Yesterday me my girlfriend and 3 kids went to the beach. You all know how I feel about kids?

This was different I had forgotton how fun it is to teach a child something new. The 9yrs olds wanted to just to sit around an be lazy. Dang at 9 my ass was gone till dark with the other kids.(all I needed was a flashlight , and I was cool).

I took the 5yr old out to build a sand castle. She was so thrilled when I told her I would show her how to make one. Little kids will do anything you say. When you say I will show you that’s when they really want to be around you. (I wish I would have said take out the trash/wash my dished/walk the dog) heheheh

I truly forgot about this part of life she learned something from me she will teach her kids one day. I don’t have kids of my own , but its my way of living on in this world.


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Oh God where did July go???

August 15, 2009

 

 

I was trying to stay alive!!!! hahaha


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